clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

etunim:

kisskeh:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
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OCTOBER IS TODAY

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diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

newtypeshadow:

purgatory-destiel:

I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.

Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.

Laughed way too hard and my roommate now thinks I’m weird (well, she’s always known that)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

clarascully:

September: “I’m not going to be dumb and celebrate Halloween at the start of October…”

October 1st, 00:01 AM: 

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awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

awwww-cute:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

  • voldemort: harry potter, the boy who lived, come to die.
  • harry:
  • harry:
  • harry: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now